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Well now, those are NICE SHOES... Wanna fcuk?
Considering this is the first time I have baked and iced a cake with no help I’m pretty chuffed!

Considering this is the first time I have baked and iced a cake with no help I’m pretty chuffed!

Excuse the watermarks (!) but that glorious colour is too tempting not to photograph.

Excuse the watermarks (!) but that glorious colour is too tempting not to photograph.

Suzi and I also made two desserts: vanilla and strawberry cheesecake, and a giant chocolate and peanut butter cup.

Suzi and I also made two desserts: vanilla and strawberry cheesecake, and a giant chocolate and peanut butter cup.

Nick’s birthday mega roast for five by me, Suzi and Aran.

Nick’s birthday mega roast for five by me, Suzi and Aran.

£1.99 for a large cup (half price) - bargainous! (at Wilkinson)

£1.99 for a large cup (half price) - bargainous! (at Wilkinson)